today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
technically, the blood vessels in his ear called you a nerd
(Source: cowboybeboop, via damnclara)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via 2shaychaaainz)